You Hear Plenty About Fuel Wheels. Dropstars Wheels and Moto Metal Wheels, So How About a Good Joke Instead?

We spend a lot of time talking about trucks and truck wheels. You hear plenty about Fuel wheels. Dropstars wheels and Moto Metal wheels. Truck wheels are cool, they are, in fact, the reason for our existence, but there are other things we enjoy, like a good joke.

Of course, we have heard many jokes over the years, most of them are about pickup trucks or the people who own pickup trucks and many jokes we hear poke fun at manufacturers like Ford and Chevy. Here are a few of our favorites.

Three Guys and One Truck

There was a guy from Texas, a guy from New York and a guy from Colorado who were in the back of a truck returning from a day of mountain biking in the Rocky Mountains. Heading around a rather tight turn, the truck veers off the cliff and plummets into a lake just below.

After just a few seconds, the guy from New York and the guy from Colorado break the surface with a gasp of air. To their horror, they realize their companion from Texas was still under water and they both immediately dove down to rescue him.

They pulled him to the surface and after a coughing fit asked him why he hadn't swum to the surface. With an annoyed look on his face, the guy from Texas says, “I couldn't get the tailgate open!”

Wombats and a Truck

A police officer spots a guy driving down the road with his pickup full of wombats. He thinks to himself how odd it is to have a truck full of these Australian marsupials. The police officer pulls the guy over and tells him he can’t drive around with a truck full of wombats and insists he take them to the zoo. The guy agrees to do so and drives away.

The very next day, the same police officer see the same guy driving around with his truck full of wombats. This time, however, they are all wearing sunglasses. The police officer pulls the truck over and demands why he didn’t take the wombats back to the zoo like he demanded.

“I did,” the guy replies, “and today I’m taking them to the beach.”

Ford Truck Jokes

What do you call a Ford truck that makes it to the top of a hill?

A miracle.

What do Ford truck owners want most in life?

To own a car.

What do you call a Ford Truck with dual exhaust?

A wheelbarrow.

What do you call a Ford truck with 200,000 miles?

A lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To help push the Ford Truck to the mechanics.

Why do they have heated tailgates on Ford trucks?

To keep your hands warm while you push them.

Chevy Jokes

How do you double the value of your Chevy truck?

Put gas in it.

Why do Chevy trucks have magnetized bumpers?

To pick up the parts that fall off.

What do you call a Chevy trucks with brakes?

Customized.

What is the difference between a golf ball and a Chevy truck?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What do you call two Chevy trucks on top of a hill?

A mirage.

How do you improve the looks of a Chevy truck?

Park it between two Ford trucks.

How do you get a Chevy truck to go faster?

Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

How do you make a Chevy truck go faster downhill?

Turn the engine off.